May 2013
15 Things Everyone Should Know →
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE #8??
Good info…
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
pfdiva:
jaredpadaleki:
a Quest is a trip to accomplish a task.
an Adventure is a trip without a destination.
a Journey is when the trip is more important than the destination.
#excuse me while i take a quest to the toilet (x)
I often take journeys up and down my halls to think. I like this.
Tumblr Code.
smuggleallthecheese:
lostgeekette:
moriarty-mastermind:
once-ling:
bltsl4:
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogging!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer...
Hasbro: Let's make a new MLP cartoon for all the little girls to enjoy!
College Age Guys: Hey, this show is pretty cool!
Hasbro: Wow, you guys weren't our intended demographic, but that's cool! We'll just throw in some references that will make you feel more included and here, have some cool merchandise we know you'll like!
College Age Guys: Wow, thanks!
~meanwhile~
Warner Brothers: Let's make some new DC cartoons for all the little boys to enjoy!
College Age Ladies: Hey, these shows are pretty cool!
Warner Brothers: WELP. Looks like no one likes these shows, guess we'll just have to cancel them.
College Age Ladies: WAIT! We like them! And we'd love merchandise to show our support!
Warner Brothers: ....you're not little boys, why should we listen to you?
My mother (looking at Maury): mm. She look like the type to be looking for a baby daddy.
Me: and what is that supposed to mean?
Her: look at her! She looks so ghetto. With that red hair. (The woman Maury was interviewing had box braids, and some were red. It didn't look bad at all.)
Me: because she has red in her hair? Really?
Her: it's not my fault. Society makes the rules. Your appearance says something about your person.
Me: so that makes it right? Because society determines the rules?
Her: please, you know how it is! If you were to go out in some shorts up your behind people would talk, and it wouldn't be good.
Me: how a person dresses is no reflection on their character! I cannot believe this.
Her: you know you do it too.
Me: no, I try not to judge people based on how they dress. It's wrong. I'm not even gonna get into this today.
Daily Reminder
noonewillhurtyounow:
Your body is yours and yours only.
Your business is just that; yours. Nobody else’s.
You are in charge of your own happiness.
You are beautiful
The opinion of other’s doesn’t matter, it’s what you think of yourself that counts.
You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do.
You don’t owe people explanations for everything.
You don’t have to be around people...
what i've learned on tumblr: Self defense techniques, art appreciation, dealing with basic life situations, politics, the economy, biology facts, to be open-minded and accepting of everyone no matter the shape, form, gender, race, sexuality, religion, social status, SPECIES. the difference between grey and gray, the effect one simple little word can have on people both good or bad, how to deal with depression, anxiety and suicidal feelings, some of the different theories of our existence, WHAT TO DO IF I GET BURIED ALIVE
what i've learned in school: using a calculator to find a side of a triangle
davestriderssnowflakegirlfriend:
theodorepython:
outlaw-monarch:
theodorepython:
lordgrumpy:
adamusprime:
you have not experienced true panic until you come face to face with an overflowing toilet
at a friend’s house
During a fancy party.
And that’s the only bathroom.
And there’s a line.
what depths of hell did you guys spawn from
everybody's got a little light under the sun...:... →
thomasdoggett:
I’ve been trying to put into words for the past few hours why Prince blew everyone off stage tonight at the Billboard Music Awards. Yes, he was amazing and authentic and his band was equally fantastic and it was clear that they were interacting with each other and really…
